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中文译文
| 全员赤身 |  9999
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| 你与一名旅人聊起战团里赤身裸体的弟兄。没有后续影响。 | ||
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行军途中，你遇到一个旅人。他身子前倾，又后仰，接着再凑近，手也不知该举起来遮太阳，还是干脆拿开，任由阳光晃瞎眼睛。他摇摇头，啐了一口。
"早听说过你们。这么个妖魔横行的世道，偏有一帮不穿裤子的家伙到处跑，活像恶魔开了个玩笑，还真成了精。你们到底是什么东西？"
你耸耸肩，告诉他，至少到目前为止，不穿皮甲、板甲，连兜裆布也省了，并不耽误你们应付麻烦。旅人又摇头，又吐了口唾沫。
"见鬼。光着身子上战场，比刚从娘胎里出来还赤裸！说来也好笑，要是哪天我们——我是说随便什么人——在野地里发现你们的尸体，收殓时给你们穿的，多半都比你们现在体面。这倒也不难，毕竟你们现在压根没穿。"
你挥挥手，谢过旅人的好意，随后继续愉快地赶路。
英文原文
| All Naked | 9999
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| You have a conversation with a traveler about your naked men. Has no further consequences. | ||
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Marching along, you spot a fellow traveler who leans forward and then back and then forward again, all the while his hand knowing not whether to shield the sun or peel away to let himself be blinded. He shakes his head and spits.
"I'd heard word of you folks. Buncha trouserless men in a land of evil, like some devil's little joke sprung to life. The hell are you?"
You shrug and tell the man that, so far, you've no issue with taking on your troubles sans leather or plate or cloth of loin. Again, the traveler shakes his head and spits.
"Farkin' hell. A man in battle with nothing on him is more naked than the day he'd done been born! I s'pose the irony is that if we - and I mean anybody-we - come find ya dead in the fields, then we'll probably dress ya better for the grave than you dress yourself now. Which shan't be hard, seeing as how you've dressed yourself none at all."
With a bit of a wave, you thank the traveler for his kind words before continuing your merry march.