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刚埋葬一位死去的战友，掘墓人便把铁锹往地上一插，一把揪住盗墓贼的衣襟，将他提离地面，朝后推去。还没来得及争吵或放出狠话，双脚悬空的家伙便一脚踹中对方裤裆。两人一同倒地，立即在泥里扭打起来。泥浆糊得谁也认不出谁，可怒骂声听得一清二楚。
掘墓人骑到盗墓贼身上，抓起泥巴往他脸上糊。
"我跟你说过什么，嗯？那些人连你伸来的脏手都看不见，别偷他们的东西！我是不是这么说的，嗯？"
盗墓贼一个漂亮的翻身，把对手掀了下来，反骑到他身上，熟练得显然不是头一回在泥地里摔跤。他抓起大把草叶和污泥，往掘墓人脸上塞。奇怪的是，他竟觉得这会儿正适合讲道理。
"不就是双鞋嘛！不就是副手套嘛！死人又不用走路，也不用拿东西，给我用怎么了！"
啊，看来这两位对什么该埋进土里、什么不该再拿出来，存在一点小小的分歧。你让他们自行解决——两人也伤不到哪去，何况还给其他弟兄添了不少乐子。
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盗墓贼可能受到轻伤（50%） |
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盗墓贼变得心情不佳 |
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掘墓人有50%几率受轻伤 |
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掘墓人的心情变差 |
英文原文
| Graverobber vs Gravedigger |  100
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 Graverobber盗墓贼 Gravedigger
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A Graverobber盗墓贼 and Gravedigger掘墓人 brother fight, get a  bad mood and may suffer light wounds (50%).
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After burying a dead comrade, Gravedigger掘墓人 pitches his shovel into the earth and grabs Graverobber盗墓贼 by his tunic, driving him backward as he lifts him into the air. Before even a word or threat can be exchanged, the dangling man throws a kick into his attacker's groin. They both fall to the ground and immediately start tumbling about in the mud. The muck makes them indistinguishable, but their fit of anger is well heard.
The gravedigger climbs on top of the graverobber and starts piling mud into his opponent's face.
"What'd I tell ya, huh? What'd I say about thievin' from those who can't see your grimy little hands comin', huh?"
With a nice little reversal that suggests this isn't his first time wrestling in the mud, the graverobber throws his assailant off and clambers atop him. He grabs great big piles of grass and grime and shoves it into the gravedigger's face. Bizarrely, the graverobber thinks it's time to make his case.
"It only be his shoes! It only be his gloves! Dead needn't be walkin' or pickin' things up, let 'em be mine I say!"
Ah, it appears that the gravedigger and graverobber have come across a mild difference on what goes into the ground and what shant come back out. You let them work through their troubles - there is little harm to be done between the two of them and it is making good entertainment for the rest of the company, anyway.
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Graverobber盗墓贼 may suffer light wounds (50%) |
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Graverobber盗墓贼 gets a bad mood |
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Gravedigger掘墓人 may suffer light wounds (50%) |
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Gravedigger掘墓人 gets a bad mood |