中文译文
这些绿色小混蛋可不是别的故事里那种弱得可怜的低级地精怪。噢，不不不，差远了。
要给这帮烦人的小杂种一个最准确、最科学的定义，那就是“惹人烦的小王八蛋”。
你觉得我反应过头了？
等你带着那群以为当佣兵能轻松糊口、其实马上就要送命的菜鸟碰上它们，就知道厉害了。
狼骑兵会追上你那些吓得屁滚尿流的倒霉蛋，再用铺天盖地的攻击把他们淹没。
散兵会先扔流星索和捕网，再拿长枪往你脸上捅。你的士兵就算侥幸挺过 1 击，也会接着流血流到死。
那些号称“忍者突击游骑兵”的伏击者，会用 360 度转身不开镜的神技狙杀你的肉盾；真被逼到角落，它们就从屁股后面掏出一把弯刀，把你披着重甲的壮汉活活捅死。
你要觉得这就够受了，那可就错了。等萨满和督军登场，还能把你的队伍搅得更惨。
唯一的获胜方法，就是别打。
或者带上大盾和重甲，趁夜进攻；也可以派出高级弓手，让厚实的盾墙掩护他们，用地精最擅长的那一套反过来收拾地精。
记住，孩子们：你总能比地精还地精，但那些更地精的地精，也总能反过来把你“地精”一遍。
英文原文
These green little c****aren't your typical weak low level monster like goblins in another stories. Oh nooooo.
The best and most scientific words for defining these pesky subhuman scums are "annoying little fuckers".
You think that my reactions are overblown?
Wait until you meet them with your greenhorn band of soon be dead losers who thought that a mercenary job is an easy way to earn a living.
The Wolfriders will catch your running like little bitches sukahs and overwhelm them with a massive amount of attacks.
Skirmishers will throw bolas and nets and then stab you in the face with their pikes so your soldiers will bleed to death if they are lucky enough to survive 1 hit.
Ambushers called Ninja Commando Rangers will snipe your meatshields with their 360 no scope skills and when cornered, they will pull a curved knife from their ass and proceed to stab your heavy armored guys to death.
If you think that is enough, you are mistaken. Just wait for Shamans and Overseers to shit your stuff up.
The only way to win is to not fight.
Or bring big shields, heavy armours and attack them at night or field high leveled archers with big shieldwall cover and eat them at their own game.
Remember kids that you can always outgoblin the goblins, but the outgoblins will always goblin you.