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中文译文
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你走出帐篷，见偷猎者与盗贼正在互相讲故事，聊得十分起劲。你不知道偷猎者和盗贼能有什么共同话题，不过，两人显然很开心。偷猎者笑着又讲起一桩往事。
"有一回，我跑到一个小气贵族的领地，猎一头公鹿。射倒那该死的鹿倒容易，难的是剖到一半，忽然听见马蹄声。我赶紧把绳子甩上树，绑住鹿尸，把那家伙吊上去。没过一分钟，哒哒哒哒，贵族就带着治安官和一队执法者来了。"
盗贼挑起一边眉毛。
“那地方很狭窄，长官。”
偷猎者点了点头。
"挤得比夹紧腿的处女还紧。那贵族正好走到我下面，看见满地血，便开始吼，叫我出来自首。我压根没打算照做，可倒霉的是，那该死的鹿开始往下滑。我伸手去抓，树枝大概再也撑不住，咔嚓断了。贵族刚抬起头，就被鹿肚子砸了个正着。我也正往下掉，眼看必死，偏偏那破绳子缠住我的脚，把我倒吊在这群能要我命的家伙面前。我挥了挥手：“嘿，各位，不是有意这样打扰。”"
盗贼笑了，脸上却还有几分担忧。偷猎者摆摆手。
"噢，幸好他们还有点幽默感，感谢旧神。我只在黑坑里待了短短六个月。真没什么大不了。"
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偷猎者心情改善。 |
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盗贼变得心情愉快 |
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英文原文
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The Poacher偷猎者 and Thief盗贼 bond and get a  good mood.
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You walk out of your tent to see Poacher偷猎者 and Thief盗贼 regaling one another with stories. You're not sure what a poacher and a thief would have in common, but they seem to be having a good time. Laughing, Poacher偷猎者 gives another story.
"One time, I was out in this pithy nobleman's lands hunting this buck. Shooting the damned deer was the easy part. In the middle of field dressing it, I hear hooves beating over the earth. So run a rope up a tree, tie the carcass to it, and haul that sucker up there. No more than a minute later, badda-badda-badda, there's the nobleman with the constable and a retinue of lawmen."
Thief盗贼 raises an eyebrow.
"That's a tight spot, sir."
The poacher nods.
"Tighter than a cross-legged virgin it was. So this nobleman comes wandering just underneath me and sees all the blood. He starts barking that I come out and turn myself in. I had no intention of doing that, but unfortunately, the goddam buck starts slipping. I reach out for it and I suppose the branch couldn't take no more and snapped. The nobleman looks up just in time to get splattered by the belly of this deer, meanwhile I'm falling to certain death until the damned rope snags my foot and hangs me upside down before my makers. I give a bit of a wave, 'hey fellas, don't mean to barge in like this.'"
The thief laughs, but his face is a bit concerned. Poacher偷猎者 waves him off.
"Oh, they had a sense of humor about it, thank the old gods. I spent a short six months in a dark pit. Nothing too bad, really."
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Poacher偷猎者 gets a good mood |
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Thief盗贼 gets a good mood |