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你觉得值得花点时间,便去看看。原来,老人修理井口遮盖用的木架时,架子突然散开,把他摔进了井里。你向下望去,他也正仰头看你,挥了挥手。
"喂,伙计们,我这下可泡进麻烦里了。仔细一想,真是泡着呢……"
呃,是啊。一名弟兄扔下绳子,老人绑在身上。你与佣兵合力,将那女人的祖父拉回干地。他握住你的手,热情道谢。
"他娘的,幸好你们来得及时,我差点屎尿一起吓出来。我跟你说,这可不是头一回掉井了。五年前修井盖时,也掉过一次。你瞧,那井盖老坏。其实也不算井盖,我们懒,就这么叫。以前我们叫它……井,嘿,井什么来着,我还真忘了。不过叫井盖也好,我这天灵盖底下,也快跟井一样空了!哈!风采不减当年!你知道,我年轻时可招人喜欢,只是如今没什么机会练嘴皮子。老婆十年前死了,再前头那个,二十个冬天前就跑了!说冬天,是因为她就在冬天走的。那年冷得厉害,我让她帮着劈柴,免得全家冻死。她说,一边照看孩子,一边还干这破活,她不干。我跟她有孩子,跟第二任也有,一共五个。一个死了,麻疹。另一个失踪了,多半也死了。我尽量不骗自己,可你知道,总还有点盼头。要是林子里随便遇见的陌生人,都能及时来救我,那没准我儿子也从与绿皮的那场仗里活下来了。不过,一点消息也没有。我时不时向旧神祈祷,连那个达夫库尔也拜。你知道达夫库尔吗?我还真拿不准该怎么看。有回来了个人,额头一道疤,说要带我走黑暗之路。我说,每回打盹,我都看见黑暗。那疤脸说,总有一天我醒不过来,我说,那好啊!哈!于是,那疤脸混蛋就开始生我的气……"
他唠叨不休,你四下寻找一名弟兄,却见他刚从女人家里出来,那位女士脸上还带着一抹……再明显不过的红晕。你领回自己的佣兵,赶在老人用史上最漫长的单方面谈话把你脑袋念掉之前,离开了。

老人站在井口的木架上修东西,木架却突然散了。可惜,人站在井架上时,脚下要是塌了,就只剩一个去处:往下掉。而且要掉很深,很深。你探头往井里看,见老人浮在水面上,那姿态怎么看都不像还活着。一名弟兄悄悄挪到你身边,用手掩着嘴,低声说道。
“呃,他不动了。”
真是行家般敏锐的观察。你把老人的死讯告诉那位女子。她抿起嘴,请你们无论如何也把尸体捞上来,理由说得简明扼要。
"我们总不能喝泡着他尸身的脏水吧。"
有道理。一名弟兄设法用绳圈套住尸体,把它拉了上来,四肢软软地垂着,像几条白色洗脸布。他问她是否也需要你们帮忙下葬。女人抹去一滴眼泪,摇了摇头。
"不用。我自己埋了这老家伙,明天到他坟前哭一场,然后接着过日子。"

你觉得值得花点时间帮忙,便过去查看。井口原本架着遮盖用的木架,如今已经散了。显然,事发时老人正站在上面修缮,于是一头栽进了井里。他抬头望着你们。
"喂,伙计们。我这回算是泡在麻烦里了。仔细想想,都快泡成咸菜了……"
呃,确实。身强力壮的弟兄放下一根绳子,老人把它系在身上。你和佣兵一起把那女子的祖父拉上来,让他重新踩上干地。他握住你的手,热情地道谢。
"他娘的,幸好你们来得及时,我差点就要屎尿齐流了。"
你和老头聊了好一会儿,对他了解了不少。过了一阵,你才发现身强力壮的弟兄不见了。正想着去找,他却从女子的屋子里走了出来。她紧紧贴着他结实的身子,两只手很不安分。
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英文原文
| Fell Down Well | ||
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| You meet a lady who says her old man is stuck in a well and needs help. You can choose: | ||
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You decide it's worth your time and go and take a look. The old man was doing repairs on the wellhead, a wooden framework meant to cover its opening, when it broke apart and sent him plunging down. Staring into the well, you find the man staring back up. He gives a wave.
"Oy' there, fellas. I'm in a bit of a pickle. I'm actually being pickled, now that I think about it..."
Eh, right. Otherbrother throws down a rope and the old man ties it around himself. You and the sellsword pull the woman's grandfather up and back onto dry land. He shakes your hand and thanks you cordially.
"Farkin' hell, glad you came when you did, I was about to shit and piss like no other. Let me tell ya, this ain't my first time going down a well. Five years ago I'd done it while repairing the wellhead, because the wellhead breaks often, you see. And it's not really a wellhead, we just call it that cause we're lazy. Back in my day we called it a... well, heh well, I actually done forgot. I guess a 'wellhead' makes sense now, as I'm not well in the head! Ho! Still got it. I was quite the charmer in my days, you see, and it's not often I get to put the practice in. M'wife died ten years ago, and the one prior to her left me twenty winters ago! I say winters, because that's when she left me, in the winter. It was a brutal one and I had asked her to help chop the wood lest we all freeze. She said she wasn't doing that shit and taking care of the kids at the same time. I had kids with her as well as with the second wife. Five total. One died. Measles. Another disappeared, so he's probably dead. I try to be honest to myself about it, but you know, there's hope. If a random stranger can be found in the forest to save me in the nick of time, then maybe my son survived that battle with the greenskins. Ain't heard of him, though. I pray to the old gods and even that Davkul fella every now and again. Do you know of Davkul? I'm not sure what to make of it. One time this man came by with a scar on his forehead, said he'd show me the way of darkness. I said I see darkness everytime I nap. This scarred fella said one day I won't wake and I said good! Ha! So then this scarred bastard starts getting upset with me..."
As he drones on, you look around for Otherbrother only to find him stepping out of the woman's home, the lady herself carrying a bit of... obvious warmth on her face. You retrieve your sellsword and leave before the old man lops your head with the most longwinded and one-sided conversation ever.

The old man was doing repairs atop the wooden wellhead when it broke apart. Unfortunately, if you're standing atop a wellhead when it goes bust there's only one place to go: down. Very, very far down. As you look over the edge of the well, you can see the old man floating in a matter that is most unlively. Otherbrother sidles up next to you and whispers, using a hand to keep his words from being heard.
"Uh, he's not moving."
An expertly observation, truly. You inform the lady of the man's passing. She purses her lips and asks that you remove the body anyway, explaning her reasoning rather succinctly.
"We can't be drinking his filth after all."
Fair enough. Otherbrother manages to hook a rope-loop around the corpse and pull it up, its limbs dangling loosely like white washrags. He asks if she needs you to bury it, too. The woman wipes a tear and shakes her head.
"Nah. I'll bury that feller myself, weep over his grave tomorrow, and then get on with living."

You decide it's worth your time and go and take a look. The wellhead, a wooden framework meant to cover its opening, has broken apart. Apparently, the old man was doing repairs atop it when this happened and so he plunged down into the well. He looks up at you.
"Oy' there, fellas. I'm in a bit of a pickle. I'm actually being pickled now that I think about it..."
Eh, right. Strongbrother throws down a rope. The old man ties it around himself. You and the sellsword pull the woman's grandfather up and back onto dry land. He shakes your hand and thanks you cordially.
"Farkin' hell, glad you came when you did, I was about to shit and piss like no other."
You talk with the old fella for a time, learning a lot about him. A while later, you realize Strongbrother is nowhere in sight. Just as you think to start looking for him he steps out of the woman's home. She's glomming onto his muscles and being rather touchy feely.



